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Series regulars or semi-regulars in 'The Love Boat' in the 1970s:



1970s Episode Guide for 'The Love Boat':


(Episodes with dates prior to 1970 aired as reruns during the '70s.)

September 24, 1977: The Captain & The Lady / One If By Land / Centerfold
Season 1, episode 1
W: Paula A. Roth, Jay Grossman, Judy Skelton, Michael Norell   D: Richard Kinon, Alan Rafkin, Stuart Margolin

With Jimmie Walker (Arnold), Bonnie Franklin (Stacy Skogstad), Robert Symonds (Aubrey Skogstad), Brenda Sykes (Ginny O'Brian), Suzanne Somers (Lorraine Hoffman), Shelly Novack (Brad Brockway), Meredith Baxter (Sandy Rytell).
Passengers include Captain Stubing's ex-wife; a former model and her fiancee; and a young woman trying to get rid of her boyfriend.

October 1, 1977: Oh, Dale! / The Main Event / A Tasteful Affair
Season 1, episode 2
W: Carl Kleinschmitt, Art Baer, Rick Callahan, Ben Joelson   D: Stuart Margolin, Richard Kinon, Alan Rafkin

With Dennis Cole (Dennis Kingsley), Tovah Feldshuh (Susan Ridley), Sherman Hemsley (Maurice Marshall), LaWanda Page (Stella Marshall), John Ritter (Dale Riley), Jaclyn Smith (Janette Bradford), Jennifer Shaw (Joanne Dressen), Mark Thomas (Peter Pringle), Jack Perkins (Drunk), Craig Littler (Carl Daggett), Tiiu Leek (Linda Daggett), David Knapp (Lucas Bradford).
A guy boards the ship in drag to pursue an ex-girlfriend who can't stand him; a middle-aged couple trying to save their marriage gets trapped in an elevator; a married woman is followed by a detective who falls in love with her.

October 8, 1977: Ex Plus Y / Graham & Kelly / Golden Agers
Season 1, episode 3
W: Ed Jurist, Ann Gibbs, Joel Kimmel, Michael Norell   D: Alan Rafkin, Stuart Margolin

With Robert Reed (Barney Mason), Loretta Swit (Terry Larson), Kristy McNichol (Kelly Rixey), Scott Baio (Graham D. Pickrel II), Hermione Baddeley (Kitty Pickrel), Richard Mulligan (Ron Larson), Charles Frank (Jim Wright), Edward Andrews (Senior Group Leader), Pamela Bellwood (Judy Watson), Queenie Smith (Helen Lindsay), Betty Kean (Mrs. Svenson), Florence Halop (Millie Lindsay).
Newlyweds are distracted by the appearance of the bride's ex-husband; two 13-year-olds experience first love; a touring group of senior citizens thwart romance.

October 15, 1977: Message For Maureen / The Acapulco Connection / Gotcha
Season 1, episode 4
W: Richard Albrecht, George Tricker, Casey Keller, Neil Rosen   D: Richard Kinon, Stuart Margolin, Peter Baldwin

With Milton Berle (Cyril Wolfe), Audra Lindley (Anita Wolfe), Charo (April Lopez), Brenda Benet (Maureen Mitchell), Bill Bixby (John Ballard), Mary Grace Canfield (Housekeeper), Britt Leach (Reverend Dickerson), Lynn Adams (Mrs. Dickerson).
Confined to a wheelchair, a former tennis pro becomes involved with a sportswriter; a stage-struck stowaway creates havoc; a long-suffering wife deals with her practical joker husband.

October 22, 1977: Help, Murder / Isaac The Groupie / Mr. Popularity
Season 1, episode 5
W: Tony Webster, Ben Joelson, Michael Norell, Art Baer   D: Peter Baldwin, Stuart Margolin, James Sheldon

With Michele Lee (Denise Fredricks), Diahann Carroll (Roxy Blue), David Groh (Brett Fredricks), Jim Nabors (Robert Tanner), Reva Rose (Myra Grove), Olan Soule (Harvey Grove), Dorothy Konrad (Heavy Woman), Bob Hastings (Customer), Lou Cutell (Chef).
A wife expects to be dumped at sea; a jaded star is pursued by an admirer; celebrity-chasing passengers mistake a bore for a jewel thief.

October 29, 1977: The Joker Is Mild / First Time Out / Take My Granddaughter, Please
Season 1, episode 6
W: Dennis Palumbo, Tony DiMarco, Barry E. Blitzer, Mark Evanier   D: Richard Kinon, Alan Rafkin

With Maureen McCormick (Barbara Hodges), Ruth Gordon (Mrs. Warner), W.K. Stratton (Kyle), John Mark Robinson, Meegan King (Paul), Patty Duke (Shirley Warner), Tab Hunter (Dave King), Phil Foster (Barry Keys), Bob Hackman (Freddy Stevens), Mary Moon, Robert Hegyes (Danny).
A young man tries to lose his innocence; a woman plays matchmaker for her spinster granddaughter and the ship's doctor; a has-been comic tries for a comeback.

November 10, 1977: Identical Problem / Julie's Old Flame / The Jinx
Season 1, episode 7
W: Sol Weinstein, David Ketchum, Tony DiMarco, Michael Norell   D: Don Weis

With Diana Canova (Helen/Ellen Edwards), David Hedison (Buddy Stanfield), Ray Bolger (Horace McDonald), Harriet Nelson (Henrietta McDonald), Alana Stewart (Mrs. Stanfield).
Identical twins pretend to be one person in order to take the cruise on one fare; Julie gets re-acquainted with an ex-lover, who claims to have broken things off with his wife; after suffering a series of accidents, the crew comes to believe that an elderly couple -- who survived the Titanic -- is cursed.

November 19, 1977: Lost & Found / The Understudy / Married Singles
Season 1, episode 8
W: Bruce Shelly, Ben Joelson, Art Baer, Ray Jessel   D: Stuart Margolin

With Jo Ann Harris (Connie Evans), Steve Allen (Durwood Moss), Polly Bergen (Macy Moss), Sandy Duncan (Shannon Baker), Jim Stafford (Richard Baker), Joshua Bryant (Jack Plymouth), Hayden Rorke (Mr. Humbertson), Loni Anderson (Barbie), J. Jay Saunders (Theodore Dennison), Marilyn Coleman (Mrs. Dennison), James Bond III (Theodore Denison Jr.).
A trainee plans to win Capt. Stubing's heart and take the cruise director's job from Julie; a couple who recently lost their young son become the surrogate parents of a runaway; a bickering married couple takes the cruise posing as swinging singles and stay in separate cabins -- next door to each other.

November 26, 1977: The Captain's Captain / Hounded / Romance Roulette
Season 1, episode 9
W: Ann Gibbs, Joel Kimmel, Howard Albrecht, Sol Weinstein, David Ketcham   D: Jack Arnold

With Phil Silvers (Merrill Stubing Sr.), Judy Canova (P.J.), Gary Burghoff (Donald M. Flanders), David Landsberg (Morton), Vincent Baggetta (Frank), Susan Heldfond (Toby Chapman), Joanna Kerns (Beth), Jane Curtin (Regina Parker).
Retired sea captain Merrill Stubing, Sr. makes life miserable for his working son, until romance enters his life; a man is trapped in his cabin by an over-trained German shepherd; three eager young women play games with two men.

December 3, 1977: Dear Beverly / The Strike / Special Delivery
Season 1, episode 10
W: Ben Joelson, Art Baer, Mark Fink, Marion C. Freeman   D: Allen Baron

With Eva Gabor (Beverly Blanchard), Leslie Nielsen (Russ), Al Molinaro (Chef Borga), Pamela Franklin (Gail Smith), Robert Urich (Jeff Smith), Stephanie Blackmore (Peggy), Meg Wyllie (Sister #2), Mary Treen (Sister #1), Lila Kent (Young Woman).
A lovelorn columnist neglects her husband; an estranged couple are on the brink of becoming parents; an authority-hating chef takes pleasure in infuriating Capt. Stubing.

December 10, 1977: Lonely At The Top / Divorce Me, Please / Silent Night
Season 1, episode 11
W: Ben Joelson, Art Baer, Bruce Howard, Gordon Farr, Lynne Farr   D: Allen Baron

With Florence Henderson (Audrey Baynes), Donna Mills (Lila Barton), John Gavin (Dan Barton), Shecky Greene (Paul Baynes), Dick Sargent (Father Mike), Beatrice Colen (Vera), Chanin Hale (Claire), Dean Santoro (Walter Perry), Philip Tanzini (Peanut), Tiger Williams (Tony).
A lonely Yule turns into a lovely celebration with the help of an outspoken priest and 6 orphans; a couple seeks grounds for divorce; a couple are reunited after 3 years of being separated by prison walls.

December 24, 1977: The Old Man & The Runaway / A Fine Romance / The Painters
Season 1, episode 12
W: Sol Weisstein, Ray Jessel, Don Sherman, Jack Hanrahan, Howard Albrecht   D: Stuart Margolin, James Sheldon

With Arte Johnson (Ronald), Will Geer (Frank Botherstone), Pat Morita (Vincent), Anson Williams (Sean McGlynn), Tom Poston (Mickey O'Day), Bayn Johnson (Nancy Brown).
A teenage runaway girl stows away in the cabin of a hip old man; Julie is still attracted to her high school heart-throb, who has become a priest; two dimwitted painters have problems with Capt. Stubing's cabin.

January 7, 1978: Family Reunion / Too Hot to Handle / Cinderella Story
Season 1, episode 13
W: Bruce Shelly, Ben Joelson, Art Baer   D: James Sheldon, Richard Kinon

With Bob Crane (Teddy Anderson), John Rubinstein (George Allison), Bruce Solomon (Bill Edwards), Rosemary DeCamp (Cynthia Loudon), Don DeFore (Everett Loudon), David White (Greg Beatty), Victoria Carroll (Ginger LeDoux), Dori Brenner (Wendy Bradley), Robert Hays (Sam Bradley), Kathy Bates (Doreen Allison).
An aging purser serves the daughter he deserted as a child; a honeymooning couple are plagued by unromantic calamities; wealthy phonies shower attention on a grocery clerk they believe to be a supermarket tycoon.

January 14, 1978: Isaac's Double Standard / One More Time / Chimpanzeeshines
Season 1, episode 14
W: Sue Masters, John Walsh, Ann Gibbs, Joel Kimmel, Bernie Kahn   D: James Sheldon, Richard Kinon

With Don Adams (Lenny Camen), F. William Parker, Pearl Bailey (Millie Washington), Nanette Fabray (Mitzy Monroe), Kim Lankford (Ann Parker), Allyn Ann McLerie (Cynthia Parker), Tracy Reed (Charlene), Arthur Adams (Roy Harwood).
A jaded pair of entertainers mellow while at sea; Isaac's mother resents the intrusion of her son's girlfriend; a thieving chimp almost wrecks Gopher's love life.

January 21, 1978: Hollywood Royalty / The Caper / The Eyes Of Love / Masquerade
Season 1, episode 15

With Juliet Mills (Barbara Danver), Michele Lee (Roz Rogers), Desi Arnaz Jr. (Steve Hollis), Adrienne Barbeau (Cathy Randall), Harold Gould (Mr. Crowler), Fernando Lamas (Bill Klieg), Dan Rowan (Alan Danver), John Schuck (Ox), Larry Storch (Elwood), Karen Valentine (Taffy Martino), Stephanie Zimbalist (Jenny Lang).
Superstars Roz and Bill have remarried and are celebrating their homeymoon aboard the Pacific Princess; a quartet of thieves are out to steal Roz's $1 million diamond ring; two young adults meet for the first time since they were students at a school for blind children; a man becomes concerned when his wife becomes friends with his mistress.

January 28, 1978: The Congressman Was Indiscreet / Isaac's History Lesson / Winner Take Love
Season 1, episode 16

With Dick Van Patten (Congressman John Whiteout), Maureen McCormick (Suzy Corbett), Vicki Lawrence (Robin Brandt), Scatman Crothers (Virgil "Scattergun" Gibson), Bobby Sherman (Rick), Graham Jarvis (Waldo Linden), Vernee Watson (Stephanie Hayden), Priscilla Barnes (Jeanette Arnold), Marianne Marks (Teresa Chen), Maria O'Brien (Rita Almarez).
A beauty contest on board ship divides a young couple; a proud black woman is offended by the Uncle Tomfoolery of another passenger; a muckraking reporter falls for a disgraced Congressman.

February 4, 1978: The Last Of The Stubings / The Million Dollar Man / The Sisters
Season 1, episode 17

With Marion Ross (Rose), Frank Converse (Bill Thompson), Pat Crowley (Noreen Badger), Brett Halsey (Clark Tyler), Peter Isacksen (Courtney Stubing), Marcia Strassman (Stephanie Lewis), Benny Baker, Sean Morgan.
Capt. Stubing announces that his nephew will be joining the cruise; an embezzler is strongly attracted to a lovely undercover cop; an attractive spinster causes problems by becoming involved with another passenger.

February 11, 1978: The Inspector / A Very Special Girl / Until The Last Goodbye
Season 1, episode 18

With Jim Backus (Mr. Waterman), Jack Bernardi (Mr. Zidresczky), Susan Blanchard (Sarah Lambert), Paul Burke (Brian Sherwood), Debralee Scott (Jane), Bob Seagren (Mike), Laurette Spang (Melanie), Sal Viscuso (Doug), Hank Jones (Ship's Inspector), Don Bovingloh (Pianist).
The crew is on its best behavior for a cruise inspector traveling incognito; a wallflower finds true love; illness interrupts the idyll of an adoring couple.

February 13, 1978: Computerman / Parlez-Vous / Memories of You
Season 1, episode 19

With Barbi Benton (Brigitte), Frankie Avalon (Nick Heider), Shelley Long (Heather McKenzie), Patty Duke (Lilly Mackim), Jamie Farr (Sugar Daddy), Georganne LaPiere (Betsy Carruthers), Denny Evans (Sam Worth), Lawrence Casey (Daryl Matson), Susan Silo (Yvonne), Danny Dayton (Walt), Al Anton (Chet Maxwell), Carole Ita White (Penny Jacobs), Rick Nelson (Ted Wilcox).
A slick computer matchmaker proceeds to pair up cruise guests while setting himself up with Julie; two American gold-diggers pretend to be French; a New York advertising executive meets up with a long-lost love.

February 18, 1978: Taking Sides / A Friendly Little Game / Going By The Book
Season 1, episode 20

With Robert Mandan (Max Watkins), Diana Canova (Ellen Redmond), Robert Urich (Scott Desmond), Audrey Meadows (Gladys Watkins), Harry Morgan (Wendell Snead), Priscilla Morrill (Ida Snead), Georgia Engel (Sheila Lawrence), Herb Voland (Mr. Lawrence), Paul Sylvan (Bernie), Harvey Jason (Howard Wilson).
Passengers include a woman with a protective father and a man who cheats at cards to pay for his passage.

February 25, 1978: Parents Know Best / A Selfless Love / The Nubile Nurse
Season 1, episode 21

With Elaine Joyce (Dawn Delaney), Janis Paige (Phyllis Morrison), Monty Hall (Harry Morrison), Laurie Prange (Diana Lane), Leslie Nielsen (Dan Michaels), Lynda Day George (Laura Wakefield), Craig Littler (Gary), Marla Adams (Glenda Fairbanks), Joe E. Ross (Mr. Ross), Dorothy Konrad (Mrs. Martin), Mark Shera (Bruce Morrison).
Parents try to break up their son's romance; an older man decides to give up his young fiancee, and the ship has a new nurse -- who used to be a Las Vegas showgirl.

May 6, 1978: Musical Cabins
Season 1, episode 22

With Michele Lee (Irene), Dick Gautier (Curt), Paul Williams (Nelson), Barbara Rhoades (Didi), Marcia Wallace (Miss O'Roarke), Debra Feuer, Suzie Summers (Irene's Friend).
A young bachelor must marry within the week in order to claim a $3 million inheritance; a drab widow poses as a glamorous adventuress and captures the heart of the Captain; a confirmed male chauvinist angers his fiancee, who finds comfort in sick bay with Doc; a scandal sheet reporter sets out to compile material for a sins-at-sea story.

May 13, 1978: The Business of Love / Crash Diet Crisis / I'll Never Fall In Love Again
Season 1, episode 23

With Caren Kaye (Jill Williams), Jessica Walter (Gail Matthews), Christopher George (Bill Wainwright), Jack Carter (Ray Foster), Jayne Meadows (Myrna Foster), Rose Marie (Mrs. Price), Morey Amsterdam (Mr. Price), Annette Funicello (Roberta Roberts), Michael Callan (Nate Jordan), Patti Clifton (Dolly).
A reformed prostitute causes trouble between a one-time customer and his wife; Captain Stubing re-encounters an old flame; a fun-loving older couple help bring two lovers back together.

May 20, 1978: Gopher the Rebel / Cabin Fever / Pacific Princess Overture
Season 1, episode 24

With Jonelle Allen (Andrea), Diane Baker (Ruth), Kaye Ballard (Cora), Gary Collins (Ken Davis), Antonio Fargas (Leo Graham), Pat Morita (Tycoon), Eve Plumb (Vanessa), Don Porter (Mr. Sumerall), Elias Jacob (Herman), Fay Hauser (Laraine), Selma Archerd (Eve Culbert), Karl Bruck.
Gopher chafes under the Captain's constant orders; a Japanese industrialist's suave manager persuades a widow to sell her factory; a mistress develops cabin fever when her boyfriend cools their affair.





September 16, 1978: Marooned
Season 2, episode 1
W: Art Baer, Ben Joelson, Lee Aronsohn, Michael Norell   D: Paul Stanley

With Barbi Benton (Kiki Atwood), Audra Lindley (Mature Lady), Dick Martin (Deputy Captain Cunningham), Donna Mills (Beautiful Young Woman), Edie Adams (Sharp Tongued Wife), John Astin (Dave the Hermit), David Birney (Mike), Norm Crosby (Wally), Laraine Day (Beautiful Young Woman's Mother), Lola Falana (Foxy Lady), Avery Schreiber (Henpecked Husband), Chris Capen (Radio Operator), Gordon Connell (Chauffeur).
Season premiere. The captain and crew of the S.S. Princess are held captive on an island while "The Love Boat" drifts under control of a bumbling naval officer.

September 23, 1978: Julie's Dilemma / Rocky / Who's Who?
Season 2, episode 2
D: Roger Duchowny, Allen Baron

With Norman Fell (Mr. McCoy), Betty Garrett (Mrs. McCoy), Melissa Gilbert (Rocky), Jimmy Baio (Norman), Ellen Travolta (Norman's Mother), Edward Winter (Rocky's Father), Marla Adams (Arlene Simpson), James Coco (Marion Atkins), Dody Goodman (Patricia Seldon).
Julie is stunned when her parents announce in mid-cruise that they're getting a divorce; a 13-year-old tomboy meets a boy and experiences the initial joy of love; a pair of mature prudes fall madly in love while sharing the same cabin.

September 30, 1978: The Man Who Loved Women / A Different Girl / Oh, My Aching Brother
Season 2, episode 3
W: Howard Albrecht, Bruce Howard, Cynthia Santillo, Sol Weinstein   D: Allen Baron

With David Doyle (Alvin), Bess Armstrong (Laura), Sonny Bono (Harold), Cathryn Damon (Charlotte), Grant Goodeve (Dave), Marty Ingels (Joe), Judy Landers (Rita), Jo Ann Pflug (Bonnie Stokes), Brett Somers (Anita Carmichael).
A womanizer woos three women, unaware they're traveling together; the Captain's godson is having marital problems on board; a passenger fakes a back injury so he and his brother can sue the ship.

October 14, 1978: Where Is It Written? / Julie's Aunt / The Big Deal
Season 2, episode 4
W: Barry Blitzer, James F. Henry, Lan O'Kun   D: Allen Baron

With Red Buttons (Mr. Foster), Hope Lange (Sandra Newberry), Richard Mulligan (Mark Little John), Mackenzie Phillips (Allison), Erik Estrada (Jim), Sam Groom (Brad Collins), Gene Barry (Al Newberry), Allen Ludden (Businessman #1).
The Captain's lecherous uncle stalks Julie; a businessman has his daughter romance a client; a publisher's wife drifts into the arms of a writer.

October 21, 1978: The Kissing Bandit / Mike & Ike / The Witness
Season 2, episode 5
W: Fred Grandy, Arnold Grossman, Bernie Kopell   D: Allen Baron, Roger Duchowny

With Robert Reed (Frank McLean), Nancy Kulp (Gert), Billy Davis Jr. (Michael Sr.), Billy Crystal (Newton Weems), Todd Bridges (Michael Jr.), Toni Tennille (Suzanne Henderson), Marilyn McCoo (Lenore), Sharon Acker (Evelyn), Pat Carroll (Muriel), Laurie Walters (Roberta Potter).
A shy young man becomes a completely different person at night; a businessman who doesn't have time for his family learns a valuable lesson; a man who believes his chances of survival are better at sea than as a witness in a gangland trial receives loving sympathy from a fellow passenger.

October 28, 1978: Ship of Ghouls
Season 2, episode 6
W: Mickey Rose   D: Roger Duchowny

With Vincent Price (The Amazing Alonzo), Joan Blondell (Ramona), Gary Collins (Mr. Diller), Jane Kean, Mary Ann Mobley (Mrs. Diller), Maureen Reagan (Mrs. Moss), Iris Adrian, Bibi Osterwald, Barbara Anderson (Karine Williamson), Charles Aiken (Bobby Diller).
The world's greatest illusionist risks losing his fiancee when he successfully mystifies some of the female passengers; Doc and Gopher pursue a model who is afraid to face people after a recent accident; a boy with a habit of lying can't get anyone to help during a real time of need.

November 4, 1978: Accidental Cruise / The Song Is Ended / A Time For Everything / Anoushka
Season 2, episode 7
W: Lee Aronsohn, Lan O'Kun, Steve Hattman, Michael Norell, Dave Hackel   D: Roger Duchowny

With Juliet Mills (June), Richard Dawson (Bert Buchanan), Robert Goulet (Charlie), Soupy Sales (Mr. Marshall), Loretta Swit (Miss Mishancov), Jill Whelan (Vicki Stubing), Jo Anne Worley (Sandy Beal), Melendy Britt (Georgina), Sandra Deel (Dolores Strickland).
A stuffy executive unbends and falls in love with his secretary; a songwriter rekindles a wife's love for her husband; Capt. Stubing takes charge of an orphan child of his former love; and Doc is "melted" by a stern Russian cruise director.

November 11, 1978: Till Death Do Us Part - Maybe / Chubs / Locked Away
Season 2, episode 8
W: Howard Albrecht, Art Baer, Loraine Despres, Ben Joelson, Sol Weinstein   D: Allen Baron

With Jimmie Walker (Mickey Garner), Melissa Sue Anderson (Jennifer 'Chubs' Smith), Greg Morris (Greg Elkins), Conrad Bain (Les), Janet Leigh (Gail), Peter Coffield (Wayne), Vernee Watson (Ellen Garner), Jamie Lee Curtis (Linda), Deney Terrio (Floyd).
A ghost experiences jealousy as his mission to find his wife a new husband appears to be succeeding; overprotective Gopher mistakenly entrusts his kid sister to Doc to stave off the ship's wolves, not realizing that she's all grown up; a long-divorced couple is accidentally trapped in an isolated cabin.

November 17, 1978: Tony's Family / The Minister & The Stripper / Her Own Two Feet
Season 2, episode 9
W: Henry Coleman, Fred Fox, Ann Gibbs, Seaman Jacobs, Joel Kimmel   D: Richard Kinon

With Mitzi Hoag (Recata), June Allyson (Audrey), Van Johnson (Bert Wilder), Tony LaTorre (Angelo), Jennifer Surprenant (Maria), Renata Vanni (Grandma), Mario Bellini (Uncle Gino), Larry Storch (Tony), Roz Kelly, Peter Graves (Rev. Whitney), Vivian Blaine (Barbara Sharp), Alan Young (Phil Sharp).
The crew members stow away the family of the ship's engineer; a minister falls in love with an exotic dancer; a couple tries to adjust to the wife's advancing blindness.

November 25, 1978: Heads Or Tails / The Little People / Mona Of The Movie
Season 2, episode 10
W: Howard Albrecht, Barry Blitzer, Ann Gibbs, Joel Kimmel, Sol Weinstein   D: George Tyne

With Richard Gilliland (Wally), Edward Albert (Doug), Adam Arkin (Alex), Billy Barty (Ralph), Orson Bean (Artie DeAngelo), Rhonda Fleming (Mona Maxwell), Patty Maloney (Dottie), Patty McCormack (Beth).
A movie queen intimidates a businessman; two swingers go after Julie; a woman is attracted to a fellow passenger until she learns about his parents.

December 2, 1978: Folks From Home / The Captain's Cup / Legal Eagle
Season 2, episode 11
W: Art Baer, Fred Grandy, Ben Joelson, Bernie Kopell   D: Alan Rafkin

With Florence Henderson (Diane), John McIntire (George), Jeanette Nolan (Gloria), Pat Harrington Jr. (Hank), Cissy Colpitts (Amber), Bert Convy (Danny Holt), Leigh Taylor-Young (Ann), George Petrie (Dr. Barnes), Chris Capen (Police Officer).
Doc must perform a risky operation after an accident; one of the ship's laborers is recruited to replace a missing dignitary; a bitterly divorced man has it in for his ex-wife's attorney.

December 9, 1978: Isosceles Triangle / El Kid / The Last Hundred Bucks
Season 2, episode 12
W: Barry Blitzer, Mark Fink, Ray Jessel   D: Allen Baron

With Connie Stevens (Karen Maynard), Rue McClanahan (April Dunlevy), Robert Urich (Larry Hartman), Heather Menzies (Cybill Hartman), Dabney Coleman (Van Milner), Dave Madden (Wes Larsen), Dena Dietrich (Renee Larsen), Gabriel Melgar (Pepito), David Clover (Pete Milner).
Capt. Stubing and Doc get into a quarrel over the affections of an attractive passenger; a couple get a 7-year-old street-wise orphan instead of the infant they expected; an unemployed executive falls in love with a successful businesswoman.

December 16, 1978: Double Wedding / The Ventriloquists / Julie Falls Hard
Season 2, episode 13
W: Ray Jessel, Michael Norrell, Lan O'Kun   D: Bob Claver

With Cyb Barnstable (Judy Barrett), Trish Barnstable (Joanie Barrett), David Nelson (Gary Gage), Fred Travalena (Ted Ashton), Ruth Buzzi (Patti Harmon), Sid Caesar (Michael Harmon), Tony Roberts (Jack Chenault), Melora Hardin (Courtney Chenault), Annrae Walterhouse (Ashley Chenault).
A separated couple are assigned to the same cabin; twins and their fiancees prepare for their double wedding; Julie falls for a widower traveling with his daughters.

January 13, 1979: Second Time Around / The 'Now' Marriage / My Sister, Irene
Season 2, episode 14
W: Tony Webster, Ray Jessel   D: Roger Duchowny

With Tina Louise (Betty Bricker), Ray Bolger (Andy Hopkins), Phyllis Davis (Nancy Bishop), Peter Marshall (Dr. Todd Gardner), Martha Raye (Irene Austin), Barbara Rush (Eleanor Gardner), Lyle Waggoner (Lance Wilson).
Doc's ex-wife hires an actor who takes his role as her fiancee a bit too seriously; a philandering marriage counselor's wife seeks solace from Captain Stubing; a woman pretends to be her own sister for a reunion with a long-ago sweetheart.

January 20, 1979: Gopher's Opportunity / Home Sweet Home / The Switch
Season 2, episode 15
W: John Walsh, Lan O'Kun, Sue Masters, Ray Jessel   D: Allen Baron, Natalie Schafer, Roger Duchowny

With Elaine Joyce (Melody Livingston), Bobby Van (Phill Livingston), Melinda Naud (Maggie Walsh), Nancy Walker (Mrs. Waterhouse), Abe Vigoda (Charles Fletcher), Ron Palillo (Al Bayer), Michael Gregory (Ken).
Gopher quits his job to manage a new hotel; a wealthy eccentric widow books a five-year passage and begins meddling in the crew members' lives; a magician tries to avoid his assistant by sending his brother to perform in his place.

January 27, 1979: Like Father, Like Son / Don't Push Me / Second Chance
Season 2, episode 16
W: Lee Aronsohn, Barbara Evans, Jerry Winnick   D: Allen Baron

With Robert Mandan (Woody Billingsley), Randolph Mantooth (Alan Billingsley), Cathy Lee Crosby (Libby Hall), Roddy McDowall (Fred Berry), Tammy Grimes (Christine Bery), Debbi Morgan (Stephanie Jackson).
A father takes too much of a liking to his son's new girlfriend; a bachelor is terrified at the idea of marrying his gung-ho girlfriend; the crew gives a troubled teen a chance at rehabilitation.

February 3, 1979: Disco Baby / Alas, Poor Dwyer / After The War / Ticket To Ride
Season 2, episode 17
W: Barry Blitzer, Carmen Finestra, Howard Albrecht, Sol Weinstein, et al   D: Roger Duchowny

With Michael Cole (Mike Kelly), Kim Darby (Wendy), Bob Denver (Jason), Conchata Ferrell (Bitsy), Christopher George (Ross Randall), Lisa Hartman (Sherry), David Landsberg (Tom), Michael Lembeck (Joey), Kelly Monteith (Pete), John Rubinstein (Jack), Judi West (Kathy), Raymond Burr (Malcolm Dwyer).
Julie's English teacher, a lonely alcoholic, is on board for Julie's class reunion. At the reunion, Julie and her former boyfriend find they're still attracted to each other.

February 10, 1979: Dream Ship / Best Of Friends / Aftermath
Season 2, episode 18
W: Lee Aronsohn, Fred Fox, Bruce Howard, Seaman Jacobs   D: George Tyne

With Ben Murphy (Paul Dunbar), Donna Pescow (Gwen Winters), Hans Conried (Karl Schmidt), Carol Lynley (Carol Gilmore), Richard Anderson (Dr. Art Akers), Diana Muldaur (Laura Akers), Dr. Joyce Brothers (Mrs. Magwich).
Crew members learn that Captain Stubing is under consideration to take over a prestigious cruise ship, and they go overboard to help him make an outstanding impression; a woman unknowingly makes a date with a friend's fiancee; a disabled surgeon belittles Doc for practicing aboard a cruise ship until Doc makes a surprising diagnosis.

February 17, 1979: A Good And Faithful Servant / Secret Life Of Burl Smith / Tug Of War
Season 2, episode 19
W: Bob Fraser, Ben Joelson, Barry E. Blitzer, Bruce Howard, Rob Dames   D: Roger Duchowny

With Juliet Mills (Millicent), David Hedison (Sherman), Celeste Holm (Estelle Castlewood), Thelma Hopkins (Cleo), Reggie Jackson (Himself), Hayley Mills (Shirl Tyson), John Mills (Bertram MacDonald), Keith Coogan (Lucas).
A chauffeur takes up with his employer; an 8-year-old blames himself when his parents separate; Gopher idolizes a model; Reggie Jackson worries that his fans will recognize him and ruin his vacation, then can't get anyone to believe that he is the famous baseball star.

February 24, 1979: The Decision / Poor Little Rich Girl / Love Me, Love My Dog
Season 2, episode 20
W: Barry Blitzer, Art Baer, Ben Joelson, Henry Colman   D: Roger Duchowny

With Fannie Flagg (Alicia Finch), Gene Rayburn (Mason Randolph), Maren Jensen (Suzanna Wells), Debbie Allen (Selena Moore), Dennis Cole (Alan Harmon), Noah Keen (Psychiatrist), Heather Menzies.
A terrier "protects" its mistress from the advances of a gentleman; a waitress inherits a fortune and finds her new life, and her former fiancee's renewed interest, a big adjustment; Isaac laments his ill-fated love affairs.

March 3, 1979: Funny Valentine / The Wallflower / A Home Is Not A Home
Season 2, episode 21
W: Art Baer, Fred Grandy, Tom Dagenais, Ben Joelson, Bernie Kopell et al   D: George Tyne

With Warren Berlinger (Francis), Elinor Donahue (Rowena), Patty Dworkin (Sylvia), Samantha Eggar (Mary-Louise Murphy), Arthur Godfrey (Ned), Zane Lasky (Monroe), Minnie Pearl (Molly).
A wallflower is secretly followed by a shy milquetoast; Stubing is charmed by a free-spirited young fortuneteller; two honeymooning retirees are unexpectedly joined by their overprotective children.

March 10, 1979: Ages Of Man / Families / Bo & Sam
Season 2, episode 22
W: Lan O'Kun, Ben Joelson, Art Baer, Howard Albrecht, Sol Weinstein   D: Richard Kinon

With Mark Shera (Jeff Cross), Paul Burke (Walter Parrish), Arlene Dahl (Monica Cross), Patrick Labyorteaux (Billy Tryman), Leslie Nielsen (Hank Hardaway), Philip Charles MacKenzie (Bo), Michael Tucci (Sam), Ellen Bry (Diana Hardaway), James Dobson (Anderson).
A 13-year-old has a crush on Julie, who falls for a man nearly twice her age; the crew's tribute to Stubing's fifth year as Captain falters when his gift is crushed during loading; a newspaper publisher and a union organizer debate labor relations.

March 17, 1979: Sounds of Silence / Cyrano de Bricker / Murder On The High Seas
Season 2, episode 23
W: Margie Peters, Joyce Armor, Judie Neer, Howard Albrecht, Sol Weinstein   D: Richard Kinon

With Arte Johnson (Marty Austin), Peter Lawford (Teddy Smith), Sonny Bono (Phil Baxter), Charlie Callas (Vinnie DeRisi), Jill St. John (Mitzi DeRisi), Dana Wynter (Maggie Smith), Sheila Lenham (Sara), James Dobson (Anderson).
A flamboyant rock singer yearns to unveil his sensitive side; a gambler asks Doc how to express his love for his wife; Gopher and Isaac think a pair of mystery writers is plotting to murder the Captain.

May 5, 1979: Super Mom / I'll See You Again / April's Return
Season 2, episode 24
W: Lee Aronsohn, Tom Dunsmuir   D: George Tyne

With Charo (April Lopez), Anne Meara (Margaret Harrihan), Jerry Stiller (Bud Harrihan), Craig Stevens (Frank Pierce), Cyd Charisse (Eve Mills), Katy Kurtzman (Katie Harrihan), Corey Feldman (Charlie Harrihan), Stephen Schnetzer (Francois Mills).
An entertainer claims she'd trade stardom for Julie's job; a friend of Stubing's is reunited with a former lover; a couple takes a second-honeymoon cruise -- with their four kids.

May 12, 1979: Third Wheel / Grandmother's Day / Second String Mom
Season 2, episode 25
W: Lee Aronsohn, Ann Gibbs, Joel Kimmel   D: Gordon Farr

With Beth Howland (Lee Noble), Ethel Merman (Roz Smith), Nanette Fabray (Maggie O'Brien), Barry Nelson (Mac O'Brien), Ken Berry (Robert Noble), Shelly Juttner (Judy Noble), Michele Tobin (Mary Noble), Bob Cummings (Elliot Smith).
A middle-aged couple with grown kids find out they're going to have an addition to their family; a widower's second wife tries to win the acceptance of his daughters; Gopher's relationship with his mother leaves his father feeling left out.





September 15, 1979: Alaska Wedding Cruise
Season 3, episode 1
W: Lan O'Kun, Lee Aronsohn, Ben Joelson, Art Baer, Ray Jessel   D: Roger Duchowny

With Caren Kaye (Natalie), Donny Most (Marv Prine), Audra Lindley (Portia Fairchild), Mark Harmon (Doug Bradbury), Eleanor Parker (Alicia Bradbury), Ray Milland (Peter Bradbury), Lorne Greene (Buddy Bowers), Lisa Hartman (Carol Bowers), Tony Roberts (Jack Chenault), Robert Lussier (Rev. McGuffrey), Stephanie Steele (Nancy), Julia Duffy (Sandy).
Julie falls in love and is contemplating marriage when the Pacific Princess is chartered for an extended cruise to Alaska.

September 22, 1979: Oldies But Goodies / The Grass Is Always Greener / Three Stages Of Love
Season 3, episode 2
W: Jan Jessel, Tom Dunsmuir, Bob Fraser, Rob Dames   D: Alan Rafkin

With Adam Rich (Brian Phillips), Eddie Mekka (Mike), Amanda Blake (Nora Knox), Joan Hackett (Tina Phillips), Werner Klemperer (Perkins), Karen Morrow (Daphne Knox), Lani O'Grady (Robin), Barry Sullivan (Phillip Schaeffer).
A woman has reason to worry about her divorcee daughter; a handicapped man is bedeviled by his valet; a couple find their seven-month romance turning sour.

September 29, 1979: Doc, Be Patient / Dance With Me / Going My Way
Season 3, episode 3
W: Ben Joelson, Art Baer, Carmen Finestra, Haskell Barkin   D: Alan Rafkin, James Sheldon

With Starr Danias (Joanna Robbins), Arlene Golonka (Susie Butterfield), Buddy Hackett (Mickey Greenbaum), Carol Lawrence (Marcy McGuire), John Meehan (William Delaney), Susan Sullivan (Dr. Emily Bradford).
A ballet dancer does a pas de trois with his current partner and his former partner; a cabbie accepts an invitation to join his fare on the cruise; Doc comes down with the flu and is confined to bed by an attractive colleague.

October 6, 1979: The Audit Couple / The Scoop / My Boyfriend's Back
Season 3, episode 4
W: Howard Albrecht, Bob Fraser, Joyce Armor, Judie Neer, Sol Weinstein   D: Jack Arnold

With Ray Buktenica (Scott Allen), Joyce DeWitt (Jackie Landers), Richard Kline (Denny Lucas), Jennifer Salt (Trish Lucas), Lyle Waggoner (Jay Cavanaugh), Phyllis Diller (Viola Penny), Shane Butterworth (Billy Landers), David Matthau (Walt).
An IRS auditor goes after the Captain; an actress is hounded by a reporter; a woman on her honeymoon runs into her ex-boyfriend.

October 13, 1979: Gopher's Greatest Hits / The Vacation / One Rose A Day
Season 3, episode 5
W: Lee Aronsohn, Henry Colman, Ann Gibbs, Joel Kimmel   D: Alan Rafkin

With Don Ameche (Henry Dobson), Joanna Cassidy (Joan Horner), Conrad Janis (Byron Horner), Martha Scott (Janet Latham), Jaye P. Morgan (Olivia Brinkley), Patty Davis (Woman), Andrew Masset (Roger).
A widow is wooed by the florist who delivered roses from her late husband; Gopher substitutes for an absentee singer; two sisters and a tag-along husband embark on their annual cruise.

October 20, 1979: Crew Confessions / Haven't I Seen You? / Reunion
Season 3, episode 6

With Don Knotts (Herb Grobecker), Julie Newmar (Marla), Jean Pierre Aumont (Mr. Fluro), Jane Wyatt (Mrs. Fluro), Pat Finley (Adele), John-David Wilder (Newsman).
Isaac has trouble when the crew finds some racy tales about themselves in his new novel; a man who resembles a celebrity passes himself off as the famous man to a lovely lady; a husband and wife who were separated during World War II are reunited.

October 27, 1979: Cindy / Play By Play / What's A Brother For?
Season 3, episode 7
W: Barry E. Blitzer, Michael Norell, Tom Dunsmuir   D: James Sheldon

With Melissa Sue Anderson (Cindy Jerome), Patrick Wayne (Matt Benton), Christopher George (Bud Pomeroy), Lynda Day George (Peggy Rossmore), Tom Hallick (Tom Benton), Carolyn Jones (Margaret Edith Jerome), Frank Sinatra Jr. (Preston Maddox), Joan Van Ark (Kris Hailey), Rhonda Bates (Sue-Sue), Lila Kent (Dee-Dee).
Halloween passengers include two brothers -- one handicapped, the other overprotective; a mother with two spoiled daughters and a neglected stepdaughter; and two sportscasters.

November 3, 1979: Never Say Goodbye / A New Woman / Trial Romance
Season 3, episode 8
W: Tony Webster, Lee Aronsohn, Howard Albrecht, Sol Weinstein   D: Gordon Farr

With Vic Tayback (Harry Stewart), Jo Ann Pflug (Ann Noyce), Louis Nye (Barney Briscoe), Gale Storm (Rose Conacad), Jill Whelan (Vicki Stubing), Sandra Deel (Dolores Strickland), Sid Gould (Sidney), Margarita Garcia (Carlotta).
Captain Stubing is reunited with his daughter; a female passenger tries to catch up on the sexual revolution; a man and woman who hated each other on jury duty find they are sailing together.

November 10, 1979: Critical Success / The Love Lamp Is Lit / Take My Boyfriend, Please
Season 3, episode 9
W: Ben Joelson, Art Baer, Margie Peters   D: Roger Duchowny

With Stephen Shortridge (Mark Scott), Bill Daily (Paul Turner), Douglas Fairbanks (Elliot Norman), John Hillerman (Fred Hartman), Larry Linville (Lou Hayman), Dina Merrill (Helen Ames), Ginger Rogers (Stella Logan), William Windom (Bill Kelly), Patsy Kelly (Mabel Higgins), Jackie Earle Haley (Teenager), Gunilla Hutton (Mrs. Hayman), Roz Kelly (Lola LaShane), Natalie Schafer (Mrs. Hartman).
The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders entertain on a cruise that includes a feuding actress and critic, smugglers, and a single executive who hired a "family" to impress his boss.

November 17, 1979: Brotherhood Of The Sea / Letter To Babycakes / Daddy's Pride
Season 3, episode 10
W: Jay Grossman, Lee Aronsohn, Howard Merrill   D: George Tyne

With Jimmie Walker (Wally), Nancy McKeon (Penny Barrett), Christopher Connelly (Rory Daniels), Alex Cord (Mr. Barrett), Sydney Goldsmith (Ginger), Telma Hopkins (Tracy), Demond Wilson (Bart), Stephen Manley (Kevin), Sid Gould (Sidney).
Julie is shocked by the initiation rites when she is allowed to join the ship's secret all-male club; a womanizer is surprised when he finally gets what he's looking for; a young gymnast comes to terms with her overprotective father.

November 24, 1979: Not Now, I'm Dying / Eleanor's Return / Too Young To Love
Season 3, episode 11
W: Gordon Farr, Ray Jessel, Haskell Barkin   D: Alan Rafkin, Roger Duchowny

With Barbi Benton (Lucy), Timothy Patrick Murphy (Terry Gibson), Jon Cypher (Russell Evans), Cristen Kauffman (Monica James), Dack Rambo (Peter Welch), Barbara Rush (Eleanor Gardner), Frank Aletter (Arnold James), Sid Gould (Sidney).
Gopher tries to keep the unmarried daughter of Captain Stubing's boss from sharing the honeymoon suite with her boyfriend; a phony story backfires on a swinging bachelor.

December 1, 1979: The Stimulation Of Stephanie / The Next Step / Life Begins At 40
Season 3, episode 12
W: Ben Joelson, Art Baer, Lee Aronsohn, Gordon Farr   D: Allen Baron

With Dick Martin (Professor Norman Bridges), Char Fontane (Stephanie Chapman), Roosevelt Grier (Virgil Plummer), Judy Landers (Lena), Melba Moore (Claudette Plummer), Jo Anne Worley (Dotty Anderson), Aharon Ipale (Ricardo), Sid Gould (Sidney), Tony Ballen (Dan), Ted Chapman (Dotty's Suitor).
A professor turns the ship into a laboratory to test the romantic responses of his female student; Isaac helps a former football player find a new outlook on life; a woman approaching her 40th birthday plans to catch a husband to celebrate it with.

December 8, 1979: The Spider Serenade / Next Door Wife / The Harder They Fall
Season 3, episode 13
W: Carmen Finestra, Fred Grandy, Tony Webster   D: Richard Kinon

With Milton Berle (Ed Taylor), James MacArthur (Chet Hanson), Nancy Kulp (Sylvia McTigue), Susan Buckner (Kim Patterson), Alan Hale Jr. (Jack McTigue), Sheila MacRae (Helen Taylor), Joanna Pettet (Carol Hanson), Jill St. John (Claire Dalrymple), Robert Sampson (Nelson Finner).
While Gopher is involved in a passionate affair with a woman who has a "tainted" past, Captain Stubing referees a rematch between two aging boxers, and a man on board with his girlfriend is surprised to find his soon-to-be ex-wife in the next cabin.

December 15, 1979: Doc's 'Ex' Change / The Gift / Making The Grade
Season 3, episode 14
W: Ben Joelson, Art Baer, Don Segall, Marc Sheffler   D: Gordon Farr

With Jessica Walter (Madeline Harris), Johnny Timko (Danny Harris), Juliet Prowse (Samantha Bricker), Dick Gautier (John Hurley), Red Buttons (Buddy Redmond), Sonny Bono (Kenny Carter), Ronee Blakley (Mrs. Carter), Kaye Ballard (Jean Redmond).
Doc panics when his ex-wife boards the ship and informs him that they are still legally married; a couple find $2,000 in cash but can't decide what to do with it; a young boy grows upset with his mother when she dates his teacher.

January 12, 1980: April's Love / Happy Ending / We Three
Season 3, episode 15
W: Tony Webster, Ben Joelson, Art Baer   D: George Tyne

With Don Adams (Bill Robinson), Juliet Mills (Betty Robinson), Charo (April Lopez), Ross Martin (Tom Thornton), Marjorie Lord (Martha Rogers), Forrest Tucker (Honest Tex), Laurie Walters (Laura Rogers).
A married writing team find their professional and personal relationships strained; an adopted daughter wants to learn the identity of her birth father; a singer chooses a wheeler-dealer for her manager -- and fiancee.

January 19, 1980: Kinfolk / Sis And The Slicker / Moonlight And Moonshine
Season 3, episode 16
W: Lee Aronsohn, Lan O'Kun   D: Roger Duchowny

With Marion Ross (Emmy Schofield), Richard Roundtree (Dave Williams), Randall Carver (Elmer Fargus), Denise Nicholas (Moira Bellow), Loni Anderson (Kitty Schofield), Eve Arden (Verna Wasser), Pam Grier (Cynthia Williams), Robert Guillaume (Frank Bellow), Rich Little (Steve Cyrelle), Donny Osmond (Danny Fields), Richard Paul (Floyd Schofield), Slim Pickens (Lucius Schofield), Suzy Mandel (Trina), James Dobson (Anderson).
A young singer is ashamed of his hillbilly family when they arrive on board; two married couples find out about an extramarital affair; the Captain is ready to abandon ship after sharing a cabin with Gopher, Isaac and Doc.

January 26, 1980: Rent A Romeo / Matchmaker, Matchmaker / Y' Gotta Have Heart
Season 3, episode 17
W: R.S. Allen, Anitra Earle   D: Roger Duchowny

With Phil Harris (Harvey Cronkle), Ja'net DuBois (Evelyn Hopkins), Vicki Lawrence (Carol Holtham), Cleavon Little (Andrew Hopkins), Joe Namath (Rod Baylor), Misty Rowe (Sherry Holtham), Brett Somers (Sarah Cronkle), Mark James (Jimmy Hopkins), Taurean Blacque (Mike).
Vicki supports a boy who is trying to reunite his divorced parents; a woman prescribes a slow pace for her husband who is recovering from surgery.

February 2, 1980: The Captain's Ne'er-Do-Well Brother / The Perfect Match / The Remake
Season 3, episode 18
W: Lee Aronsohn, Eric Gethers, Casey Keller, Richard Albrecht   D: Richard Kinon

With Florence Henderson (Christine Frank), Connie Stevens (Holly Christopher), James Broderick (Neal Rich), Diane Ladd (Ruby Givens), Kent McCord (Howard Samuels).
A gentleman is wooed by a woman intent on having a child by the "perfect" male; Julie's widowed aunt adjusts to being single -- and available; Stubing's brother (also played by Gavin MacLeod) pursues a wealthy oilman's widow.

February 9, 1980: Not So Fast, Gopher / Haven't We Met Before? / Seoul Mates
Season 3, episode 19
W: Seaman Jacobs, Fred S. Fox, Gordon Farr, Tony Webster   D: Gordon Farr

With Nicholas Hammond (Paul Stockman), Ethel Merman (Roz Smith), Hayley Mills (Lila Stanhoke), Mark Hudson (Jerry Crawford), Brett Hudson (Ed Corey), Bill Hudson (Lewis Costa), Momo Yashima (Kendall Park), Johnny Yune (Jimmy Kim), Gene Rayburn (Lyle Warwick).
Gopher's widowed mother tries to hide her grief from her son; a comic falls for a reporter doing a story on him; a waiter pretends to be a banker to win over a jet-setter.

March 1, 1980: Another Time, Another Place / Doctor Who / Gopher's Engagement
Season 3, episode 20
W: Harvey Bullock, Evelyn Marienberg, Henry Colman   D: Allen Baron

With Maureen McCormick (Celia Elliott), Arte Johnson (Dr. Wilford Jones), Phyllis Davis (Evie Sue Miller), Bert Parks (Dr. Michael Marbie), Audrey Meadows (Mrs. Elliott), Jane Wyman (Sister Patricia), Dennis Morgan (Steve Brian).
A domineering mother thinks Gopher would make a good suitor for her daughter; a woman mistakes an astronomy professor for a sex expert; a journalist doesn't know his high-school friend is a nun.

March 15, 1980: Dumb Luck / Tres Amigos / Hey, Jealous Lover
Season 3, episode 21
W: Ray Jessel, Tony Webster, Ben Joelson, Art Baer   D: Roger Duchowny

With John Gabriel (Floyd Gaines), Jayne Meadows (Gertrude Benson), Jennifer Darling (Alice Gaines), Kevin Tighe (Chris), Shelley Hack (Carol Ketay), James Gregory (Milton Benson), Ronnie Scribner (Keith Gaines), Tony Ramirez (Luis Rivera).
A man thinks his wife is the object of every male passenger's desire; men are intimidated by Julie's intellectual friend; Vicki and a passenger discover a stowaway bound for a reunion with his mother in Mexico.

March 29, 1980: Celebration / Captain Papa / Honeymoon Pressure
Season 3, episode 22
W: Harvey Bullock, Ruth Brooks Flippen, Sylvia Hecht   D: Richard Kinon

With Frank Campanella (Louis Rourke), Alice Nunn (Harridan), Norman Alden (Ralph), Richard Bakalyan (Ben), Eve Plumb (Terri), Sal Viscuso (Mark), Lois Nettleton (Susan Stoddard), Alice Faye (Betsy Larwin), Noah Beery (Gordon Larwin).
The crew tries to impress a social worker aboard to determine if Stubing is a good parent; a labor leader's daughter and her husband honeymoon in the shadow of two bodyguards; Isaac suspects a free-spending bank guard.

April 5, 1980: Vicki's First Love / Accident Prone / The High Cost Of Loving
Season 3, episode 23
W: Lou Patrick, R.S. Allen, Jill Baer, Rick Shaw   D: George Tyne

With Britt Ekland (Karen Ellison), Alan Feinstein (Don Barry), Steve Kanaly (Matthew), Rex Smith (Mark Redding), Catherine Campbell (Louise), Lois Areno (Angela), Robin G. Eisenman (Dee Dee), Shauna Sullivan (Vivian).
An accident victim and the woman who caused it keep their distance; Vicki tries to look shapely to catch a singer's eye; a palimony victim wants to avoid new relationships.

April 19, 1980: Invisible Maniac / September Song / Peekaboo
Season 3, episode 24
W: Harvey Bullock, R.S. Allen   D: George Tyne

With David Hasselhoff (Tom Bell), BernNadette Stanis (Janet Reeves), Peggy Cass (Faye Piermont), Ann B. Davis (Agnes), Clifton Davis (Mr. Reeves), Shelley Fabares (Kathy), Gordon Jump (Bill Piermont), Jane Withers (Gladys), Byron Morrow (Mr. Burrows).
A model uses Isaac to make her husband jealous; a lawyer wants to marry a colleague who's afraid of commitments; a woman thinks a carefree attitude will save her marriage from boredom.

May 3, 1980: The Caller / Marriage Of Convenience / No Girls For Doc
Season 3, episode 25
W: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs, Harvey Bullock, Larry Markes, Sidney Reznick   D: Gordon Farr, Richard Kinon

With James MacArthur (Rev. Scott Burgess), Catherine Bach (Pat Bigelow), Helen Hayes (Agatha Winslow), Mildred Natwick (Beatrice Dale), Larry Wilcox (Wayne Dobson), Christopher Norris (Gail Pagett), Maurice Evans (Hollister Dale), Larry Breeding (Jack Stander), Martin Short (Melvin).
A woman tries to marry off her brother; a detective falls for the woman he's protecting; Doc swears off women.





October 25, 1980: Friends And Lovers / Sergeant Bull / Miss Mother
Season 4, episode 1
W: Carmen Finestra, Steve Hattman, Dave Hackel, Ann Gibbs, Joel Kimmel   D: Roger Duchowny

With Vic Tayback (Sergeant Harry "Bull" Bulewsky), Dennis Cole (Dennis), Tom Hanks (Rick Martin), Doris Roberts (Rose), Nipsey Russell (Dan Mahoney), Shelley Smith (Gwen Hutchens), Harvey Lembeck (Tom Lauck), Jack Somack (Buzz Plesser).
Julie agrees to pose as Gopher's girlfriend -- all the way to the altar? -- to impress his college chum; an unmarried pregnant woman finds the man of her dreams on board but fears that her secret may ruin the romance; three war buddies set up their sergeant for romance when he turns their vacation cruise into boot camp.

November 1, 1980: The Promoter / The Judges / The Family Plan / Forever Engaged
Season 4, episode 2
W: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs, Ben Joelson, Art Baer, Tony Webster   D: Roger Duchowny

With Darren McGavin (Lawrence Evans), Ted Knight (Tom McCann), Donny Most (Marv Prine), Kathie Browne (Mary Ann Walker), Peter Graves (Carl Lawrence), Ann Jillian (Rena Ward), Brian Kerwin (Chad Lawrence), Rue McClanahan (Mary Hubbell), Erin Moran (Terri Walker), Debbie Reynolds (Sheila Evans), Charlene Tilton (Emily Marcus), Dawn Wells (Valerie Madden), Lloyd Alan (Brian Litz), Steve Carlson (Ed Wight).
Fifteen engaged couples take part in a "marriage-a-thon" cruise which takes the Pacific Princess from St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands, through the Panama Canal and on to the Mexican Riviera for a mass wedding.

November 8, 1980: Target Gopher / The Major's Wife / Strange Honeymoon / The Oilman Cometh
Season 4, episode 3
W: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs, R.S. Allen, Harvey Bullock, Pat Fielder   D: Roger Duchowny

With Robert Culp (Major Ross Latham), David Cassidy (Ted Harmes), Pat Harrington Jr. (Prince Hassan), Jo Ann Pflug (Gloria Beaumont), Dale Robertson (Mason Fleers), Nobu McCarthy (Nara Latham), Mark Pinter (Hud Hanson), The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders (Themselves).
A Texas oil magnate takes the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders aboard to impress his clients, but they innocently create romantic problems for many of the passengers.

November 15, 1980: The Mallory Quest / The Offer / Julie, The Vamp
Season 4, episode 4
W: Stephen Kandel, Harvey Bullock, R.S. Allen   D: Richard Kinon

With Jimmie Walker (Marvin Jones), Connie Stevens (Marcia Rand), Dick Van Patten (Charlie Dillinger), Peter Lupus (Dave Porter), Sorrell Booke (Lucius Kergo), Bart Braverman (Roger Markham), Gayle Hunnicutt (Janet Mallory), Maren Jensen (Sharon Patrick), Lani O'Grady (Maude Victor), Pernell Roberts (Brian Mallory), Skip Stephenson (Peter Andrews), Patti MacLeod (Miss Lottie).
An famed mystery author offers to pay $100,000 to solve the mystery of his missing nephew; Julie comes between a college chum and his fiancee; Stubing ponders a job offer from a friend; Doc falls in love with a married woman.

November 22, 1980: Secretary To The Stars / Julie's Decision / The Horse Lover
Season 4, episode 5
W: Art Baer, Ben Joelson, Casey Keller, Christopher Vane, Richard Albrecht   D: Roger Duchowny

With Loni Anderson (Kim Holland/Doris Wilson), David Doyle (Cliff), Betty White (Louise Willis), Robert Stack (Bret Garrett), Allen Ludden (Paul Willis), Charles Frank (Tom Benson), The Village People (Themselves).
A famous movie actress boards the cruise disguised as her own secretary to try to escape from the problems success has brought; Julie contemplates marrying a wealthy bachelor; the wife of a horse owner feels neglected and seeks affection from another passenger.

November 29, 1980: Tell Her She's Great / Matchmaker, Matchmaker Times Two / The Baby Alarm
Season 4, episode 6
W: Lan O'Kun, Tony Webster, Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs   D: Ray Austin

With Melissa Sue Anderson (Katie Cummings), Lorenzo Lamas (Brett Clark), Isabel Sanford (Tania Nolan), Mel Stewart (Charles Nolan), Troy Donahue (Mr. Clark), Farley Granger (Charles Cummings), Susan Howard (Cynthia Bowden), Joan Lorring (Marion Cummings), Terry Moore (Mrs. Clark), John Reilly (Bill Simmons), Stan Sells (Gig Wayburn), Don Bovingloh (Waiter).
Isaac wants the crew to praise his aunt's acting; two friends resist their parents' matchmaking efforts; a woman lets her infant choose her dates.

December 6, 1980: She Stole His Heart / Return Of The Captain's Brother / Swag And Mag
Season 4, episode 7
W: Jack Turley, Richard Albrecht, Casey Keller, Howard Albrecht, Sol Weinstein   D: Richard Kinon

With Stephen Keep (Dr. Elliott Parker), Ron Ely (Darryl Brewster), Arlene Dahl (Natalie Martin), Zsa Zsa Gabor (Annette Marquez), Erin Gray (Maggie), Joan Van Ark (Mary Sue Huggins), William Boyett (Joe Lujack), Larry Cosand (Guy), Archie Lang (Minister), Mark W. Burke (Waiter).
Capt. Stubing's womanizing brother boards the ship to marry his wealthy fiancee; Vicki is disappointed when her favorite TV hero is not the macho man she expected; a lively kleptomaniac tries to steal the heart of her psychiatrist.

December 13, 1980: Captain's Triangle / Boomerang / Out Of This World
Season 4, episode 8
W: Christopher Vane, Jill Baer, Ken Hecht, Lou Patrick   D: Richard Kinon

With Sue Ane Langdon (Monica Wells), Guich Koock (Lance Michaels), Monte Markham (Brad Wells), Tom Smothers (Martin Fallow), Barry Van Dyke (Scott Hanson), Pamela Sue Martin (Donna Dayton), Helen Reddy (Eleanor Green).
Gopher puts his job in jeopardy when he tries to prove that a woman passenger is from outer space; Capt. Stubing becomes a candidate for seduction by a former girlfriend; a beautiful model learns a lesson from two bachelors.

December 20, 1980: The Captain's Bird / That's My Dad / Captive Audience
Season 4, episode 9
W: Hudson Hickman, Alfred Monacello, Art Baer, Ben Joelson, Richard Albrecht   D: Allen Baron

With Beth Schaffel (Cathy Pierson), Dorothy Lamour (Lil Braddock), Dirk Benedict (Jeff Dalton), Jack Jones (Bobby Braddock), Robert Aguayo (Jose), Meeno Peluce (Scotty), Laraine Stephens (Susan Braddock), Allan Jones (Richard Braddock).
A father-son singing duo hasn't spoken in years but are reunited on a Christmas cruise; Gopher guards Vicki's parrot; a youngster claims to be on board with his dad.

January 3, 1981: The Frugal Pair / Doc's Dismissal / The Girl Next Door
Season 4, episode 10
W: Tony Webster, Richard Albrecht, Casey Keller, Christopher Vane, Jill Baer   D: Richard Kinon

With Stephen Shortridge (Rudy), Jessica Walter (Sally Welker), Alex Cord (Hank Welker), Lynda Goodfriend (Pam Madison), Janet Gaynor (Violet Hooper), Sal Viscuso (Charlie Cole), Bobby Justin (Bobby), Denise Dubarry (Heather), Lew Ayres (Carl Hooper).
A retired couple squabble; Doc is accused of making advances to a married passenger and almost loses his job as a result; a man passes himself off as a CIA agent so that he can spy on his girlfriend.

January 10, 1981: Isaac's Teacher / Seal Of Approval / The Successor
Season 4, episode 11
W: R.S. Allen, Harvey Bullock, Andy Ruben, Lloyd Schwartz, Madora McKenzie   D: Bob Sweeney

With Georgia Engel (Karen Hughes), Reb Brown (Carl Williams), Donald O'Connor (Oscar Tilton), Jeffrey Tambor (Harold Rogers), Florence Henderson (Harriet Rogers), Lillian Gish (Mrs. Williams), Christina Hart (Cindy Sterling).
Isaac attempts to avoid his former English teacher; a man boards the ship with a seal who is against his romance with an attractive woman; a woman helps her husband pick out another wife.

January 17, 1981: From Here To Maternity / Jealousy / The Trigamist
Season 4, episode 12
W: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs, Sidney Morse, Tony Webster   D: Howard Morris

With Michael Young (Arthur Talmadge), Rebecca Holden (Mona), George Gobel (Harrison Harper), Nancy Walker (Judge Joanne Atkinson), Pat Crowley (Linda Bradley), Murphy Cross (Betty Talmadge).
A judge finds herself attracted to a man she has placed on probation for being married to three woman at once; Vicki becomes jealous when her father falls for a beautiful woman passenger.

January 17, 1981: April The Ninny / The Loan Arranger / First Voyage, Last Voyage
Season 4, episode 13
W: Art Baer, Ben Joelson, Si Rose, Jay Grossman   D: Roger Duchowny

With Charo (April Lopez), Maureen McCormick (Cindy Simmons), Kathleen Nolan (Lauren Simmons), Larry Linville (Ty Younger), Richard Kline (Joey), Lisa Hartman (Toni Pataccio), Jay Thomas (Paul Harris), Dody Goodman (Ms. Chadwick), Ty Hardin (Arnold Simmons), Rachel Jacobs (Gayle Younger), Alex Woodard (Jerry Younger), James Lemp (Eddie Axler).
A young woman falls in love without knowing that her health is in danger; April becomes a nanny to TV sportscaster Ty Younger's kids; a loan shark sends one of his men to collect a debt, but complications arise.

January 24, 1981: Gopher's Bride / Workaholic / On Second Thought
Season 4, episode 14
W: R.S. Allen, Harvey Bullock, Sidney Morse, Len Janson, Chuck Menville   D: Richard Kinon

With Patrick Wayne (Jack Clayton), Trish Stewart (Helen Mann), Dana Wynter (Margo Beacham), Susan Oliver (Kay Tindal), Paul Burke (Ned Beacham), Marie Laurin (Nicole Robert), Paul Gale (Frank), Pamela Bryant (Sally).
A retired man turns to a younger woman because his wife is too busy for him; Gopher meets the pen pal his buddies have been writing to, using his name; a woman refuses to share quarters with her boyfriend.

January 31, 1981: Lose One, Win One / For The Record / Mind My Wife
Season 4, episode 15
W: Jill Baer, Sidney Morse, Christopher Vane   D: Jack Arnold

With Jill St. John (Sandy Wilson), Dorian Lopinto (Priscilla Henley / Penny Kipling), Ron Palillo (Casper Martin), Gina Hecht (Norma Kittredge), James Darren (Tony Streeter), Sam Chew Jr. (Buckstone Cooper III), Jim McKrell (Dr. Wilson).
Doc is leery about entertaining his friend's amorous wife; a man tries to prove his friend holds a love-making record; a social-climbing fiancee runs into an old friend who may ruin her wedding plans.

February 7, 1981: Isaac And The Mermaids / Humpty, Dumpty / Aquaphobic
Season 4, episode 16
W: R.S. Allen, Harvey Bullock, Ted Lange, Jean Ford, Ruth Brooks Flippen   D: Roger Duchowny

With Audra Lindley (Vanessa Norris), Jason Hervey (Billy), Jeff Cooper (Humphrey Clark), Louis Nye (Glenn Dobson), David Hasselhoff (Brian Kiley), Suzanne Kent (Mrs. Burns), The Pointer Sisters.
Isaac recruits three dynamic women to help him court a talent scout with his singing skills; a former All-American football player has a romance with Julie; Glenn Dobson's wife forces him to take the cruise in order to help him conquer his fear of water.

February 14, 1981: Return Of The Ninny / Touchdown Twins / Split Personality
Season 4, episode 17
W: Art Baer, Ben Joelson, Tony Webster, Lee Goldstein   D: Roger Duchowny

With Charo (April Lopez), Larry Linville (Ty Younger), Samantha Eggar (Meg Chase), Arlene Martel (Lisa Michelle), Vincent Van Patten (Frank), Michael Lembeck (Nicholas Nelson), Philip Brown (Billy Chase), Ralph Bellamy (Arnold Hamilton), Laurette Spang (Linda Hamilton), Rachel Jacobs (Gayle Younger), Alex Woodard (Jerry Younger).
A nanny and her charges set sail; a young man splits his personality for the boss and the boss's daughter, while his best friend's mother becomes the object of a young man's affections.

February 21, 1981: Lady From Sunshine Gardens / Eye Of The Beholder / Bugged
Season 4, episode 18
W: Sidney Morse, Tony Webster, Evelyn Marienberg   D: Harry Mastrogeorge

With Dick Martin (George Crichton), Barbi Benton (Cathy Somms), Mary Ann Mobley (Marion Vail), Lelsie Uggams (Callie Reason), Peter Haskell (Wendell Carson), Judith Chapman (Nancy Atwell), David Hedison (Allan Christensen), Thelma Carpenter (Dora).
A practicing nudist gets help from an attorney when she wants to bare it all; an overly suspicious man has a surprise in store when he meets a woman who is not what she appears to be.

February 28, 1981: Black Sheep / Hometown Doc / Clothes Make The Girl
Season 4, episode 19
W: Fred Grandy, Lan O'Kun, Jan Gough, Haskell Barkin   D: Earl Bellamy

With Lee Meriwether (Ann Marshall), Randolph Powell (Dr. Mike Lucas), Demond Wilson (Jesse), Vernee Watson (Alita Daniels), Robert Ginty (Donald Gray), John Beradino (Dr. Cotts), Cindy Morgan (Tracy Cotts), Larry Breeding (Johnny Gilmore), Steve Doubet (Jay Bostwick), Kyle Aletter (Suzy Marshall).
Passengers include a valet, Doc's protege, Isaac's incorrigible uncle and an overly protective mother who tries to influence her daughter's romantic ideas.

March 7, 1981: I Love You Too, Smith / Mamma And Me / Sally's Paradise
Season 4, episode 20
W: R.S. Allen, Harvey Bullock, Fred Grandy   D: Earl Bellamy

With Juliet Mills (Sally), Gary Conway (Donald), Eddie Mekka (Stanley Corson), Kenneth Kimmins (Henry Crane), Sylvia Sidney (Natalie Corson), Joanna Pettet (Angelina Blenderman), Pedro Armendariz Jr. (Ricardo), Christopher Pennock (Ray).
Gopher has an offbeat romance; a domineering mother meddles in her son's romance; a woman finds the ship a bit crowded with all three of her fiancees on the cruise.

March 14, 1981: Two For Julie / Aunt Hilly / The Duel
Season 4, episode 21
W: Lou Patrick, Barbara Allyn, Evelyn Marienberg   D: Ray Austin

With Joseph Cotten (Col. van Ryker), Don Ameche (Hollis Witkin), Olivia de Havilland (Aunt Hilly), Dack Rambo (Alan Marciano), Linda Cristal (Evita Monteverde), Ken Kercheval (Don Bartlett), Alejandro Rey (Carlos Ramirez).
Two executives woo Julie; Captain Stubing faces the prospect of losing custody of Vicki when her great-aunt wants to send her to private school; Doc is challenged to a duel by a jealous man.

April 11, 1981: Vicki And The Gambler / Love With A Skinny Stranger / That Old Gang Of Mine
Season 4, episode 22
W: R.S. Allen, Harvey Bullock, Sidney Morse   D: Richard Kinon

With Gene Barry (Wade Hubbard), Jesse White (Harry), Vicki Lawrence (Patty Beller), Jack Gilford (Fingers), Charles Siebert (Phil Manning), Kaye Ballard (Babe), Cindee Appleton (Sheena Wilson).
A woman dating a man who was once obese now has to deal with a romantic rival; a professional gambler makes friends with Vicki; a group of aging crooks meet to plan one last heist -- the ship's vault.

May 2, 1981: The Fashion Show: A Model Marriage / This Year's Model / Original Sin
Season 4, episode 23
W: Tony Webster, Richard Albrecht, Casey Keller, Barry Blitzer   D: Roger Duchowny

With Richard Gilliland (Harry), Bob Mackie (Himself), Gloria Vanderbilt (Herself), Anne Baxter (Priscilla Crawford), Morgan Brittany (Liz), Debra Clinger (Mandy Blanchard), Mike Connors (Sidney Sloan), Jayne Kennedy (Ms. Farrell), Dick Shawn (Harvey Blanchard), Bobby Short (Himself), Elke Sommer (Ms. James), Camilla Sparv (Joanne Atkins), McLean Stevenson (Bob Crawford), Robert Vaughn (Charles Paris), Geoffrey Beene (Himself), Halston (Himself), J.J. Barry (Frank), Chris Marlowe (Larry), Steve Franken (Harry Mason).
Captain Stubing is host to a fashion show featuring clothing designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt; romantic problems plague the husband and wife owners of a modeling agency; a cosmetics mogul seeks a unique woman to represent his new product and finds two equally qualified candidates; Julie steps into the spotlight when she substitutes for her model friend, who has fallen in love; a couple frantically try to locate some designer clothes they've misplaced, while simultaneously attempting to hide their marriage from her father.

May 9, 1981: Maid For Each Other / Lost and Found / Then There Were Two
Season 4, episode 24
W: Henry Colman, Tony Webster   D: Howard Morris

With Fred Willard (Richard Henderson), Karen Grassle (Paula), Belinda Montgomery (Karen), Howard Keel (Duncan Harlow), Gary Burghoff (Eddie Martin), Joe Namath (Ted Harper), Mary Wickes (Mrs. Randolph), Jane Powell (Aunt Loretta).
Gopher's aunt is afraid to tell him she is no longer wealthy and has to work as a maid for another passenger. It becomes more complicated when she meets a charming passenger; a playboy hatches a scheme to get his best friend married off so that he can claim a cash windfall; an abandoned infant is soon in need of an emergency blood transfusion.

May 16, 1981: Tony And Julie / Separate Beds / America's Sweetheart
Season 4, episode 25
W: Art Baer, Ben Joelson, Si Rose, Casey Keller, Richard Albrecht   D: Richard Kinon

With Anthony Andrews (Tony Selkirk), Nancy Kulp (Aunt Gert), Allison Arngrim (Becky Daniels), Toni Tennille (Lynn Mitchell), Ronnie Schell (Director), William Christopher (Carl Mitchell), Lindsay Bloom (Nancy).
Julie has a run-in with a guy who turns out to be a passenger; a young actress comes on board and makes a fool of Vicki; an estranged husband and wife -- one of whom is neat freak and the other a slob -- find themselves assigned to the same cabin.





October 10, 1981: The Expedition / Julie's Wedding / The Mongala / Julie's Replacement
Season 5, episode 1
W: Art Baer, Ben Joelson, Tony Webster, Casey Keller, Donald Ross, et al   D: Roger Duchowny

With Anthony Andrews (Tony Selkirk), Jose Ferrer (Deke Donner), Patrick Duffy (Ralph Sutton), Donna Dixon (Dr. Jill McGraw), Harry Morgan (Professor Milo Endler), Michelle Phillips (Barbara Carroll), Katherine Helmond (Vivian Endler), Gary Frank (Dr. Barry Mason), Jenilee Harrison (Connie Wilker), Delvene Delaney (Yvonne Petty), Patrick Ward (Mongala), Queenie Ashton (Mrs. Selkirk), Brendon Lunney (David Selkirk).
Julie gets married to an Australian doctor; a professor captures a reputed missing link; a schoolteacher seeks the attention of a wealthy man.

October 17, 1981: Two Grapes On The Vine / Aunt Sylvia / Deductible Divorce
Season 5, episode 2
W: Tony Webster, Casey Keller, Richard Albrecht, Jesse Dizon, Don Haberman   D: Bob Sweeney

With Betty White (Betsy Boucher), Carol Channing (Aunt Sylvia Duvall), Robert Guillaume (Allan Curtis), Robert Walden (Jeff Thatcher), Leslie Uggams (Marion Blake), Tanya Tucker (Annie Butler), Michael Goodwin (Kevin Butler), Lee Bergere (Vince Van Durling), Pat Haden (Himself).
Julie's eccentric show business aunt and her friend have eyes for the same man; a judge starts a shipboard fling without getting to know his new partner well; a married couple who gets divorced every year for tax purposes takes the cruise; Vicki pines over a pro football player.

October 24, 1981: The Incredible Hunk / Isaac, The Marriage Counselor / Jewels & Jim
Season 5, episode 3
W: Tony Webster, Haskell Barkin, Ray Jessel   D: Howard Morris

With Jim Backus (Mr. Landers), Henny Backus (Mrs. Landers), Flip Wilson (Frank Dalton), Christopher Norris (Shelley), Marla Gibbs (Janet Dalton), Joan Van Ark (Lila Chandler), Brian Kerwin (Hank Austin), Michael Zaslow (Jim Pickett).
A schoolteacher who doubles as the ship's new entertainer -- as an exotic dancer -- tries to keep a PTA member from catching his act; two jewel thieves team up professionally and romantically; Isaac discovers that a previous passenger has misunderstood his advice.

October 31, 1981: Country Cousin Blues / Daddy's Little Girl / Jackpot
Season 5, episode 4
W: R.S. Allen, Harvey Bullock, Joan Brooker, Alexandra Stoddart   D: Don Weis

With Florence Henderson (Annabelle Folker), James Noble (Martin 'Blinky' Corell), Randi Oakes (Marcy Crane), Mason Adams (Richard Simmons), Frank Bonner (Dr. Jonathan Hunt), Merie Earle (Mrs. Smithers), Carol Lawrence (Barbara Gosford).
Gopher finds money and fantasizes about how he'll spend it; a folk singer meets an old friend who's now a politician; a man interferes in his daughter's romances.

November 7, 1981: Chef's Special / Kleinschmidt / New Beginnings
Season 5, episode 5
W: R.S. Allen, Harvey Bullock, Henry Colman, Len Janson   D: Richard Kinon

With Leslie Easterbrook (Edie Franklin), Richard Basehart (Stan Ellis), Joan Fontaine (Jennifer Langley), Jay Johnson (Chef Claude), Trisha Noble (Gertrude Turner).
The chef is jealous of a new rival in the kitchen; a bumbling detective (Bernie Kopell in a dual role) is assigned to protect a client's jewels, then turns the ship upside down when they are stolen; a woman with a secret meets up with a former love.

November 14, 1981: The Lady From Laramie / Vicki Swings / Phantom Bride
Season 5, episode 6
W: Paul Haggis, Lou Patrick, Fred S. Fox, Michael Maurer, Seaman Jacobs   D: Jack Arnold

With Juliet Mills (Kate Garfield), Cesare Danova (Fedalio Cevini), Nancy Dussault (Libby Crawford), Buddy Hackett (Julian Garfield), Patrick Labyorteaux (Todd Andrews), Irlene Mandrell (Andrea), Marti Stevens (Miss Singleton).
An earthy woman comes between a socialite and her paid escort; psychic researchers search for a ghost on board after Gopher reports that he's seen one; an older woman tries to attract a handsome man.

November 21, 1981: Farnsworth's Fling / Three In A Bed / I Remember Helen
Season 5, episode 7
W: Art Baer, Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs, Ben Joelson, Ray Jessel   D: Richard Kinon

With Anthony Andrews (Tony Selkirk), Jessica Walter (Marcia Smith), Beth Howland (Eloise Farnsworth), Grant Goodeve (Bud Boyer), Lloyd Bridges (William Otis Farnsworth), Morgan Fairchild (Jenny Boyer), Jim Nabors (Valet), Linda Evans (Jessica Halberson), Alan Fletcher (Martin Blake), Russell Newman (Frank Farnsworth), Patti MacLeod (Hazel Farnsworth).
A dying tycoon charters the ship to re-evaluate his relatives as he announces his new will; Captain Stubing makes plans to marry the daughter of a former love.

November 28, 1981: Love, Honor And Obey / Gladys And Agnes / Radioactive Isaac
Season 5, episode 8
W: Everett Greenbaum, Arnold Kane, Sidney Morse, Elliott Reid   D: Robert Scheerer

With Jerry Stiller (Tony Vitelli), Anne Meara (Rose Vitelli), Audra Lindley (Agnes Larrabee), Bernard Fox (Henry Whitewood), Marion Ross (Gladys Johnson), Berlinda Tolbert (Patty Phelps), Fred Holliday (Father Riley), Darrow Igus (Brandon Ames).
A couple who originally planned to renew their vows winds up contemplating a divorce instead; a tooth filling interferes with Gopher's romantic pursuits; a widow tries to interest an apparently wealthy English lord in her sister.

December 5, 1981: He's My Brother / Zeke And Zelda / Teach Me Tonight
Season 5, episode 9
W: Tony Webster, Jill Baer, Christopher Vane, Jerry Winnick   D: Bruce Bilson

With Milton Berle (Zeke), Elaine Joyce (Nancy Bricker), Martha Raye (Zelda), Jack Bannon (Fred Bricker), Susan Richardson (Emily Parker), Herb Edelman (Howard Van Buren), Elinor Donahue (Mrs. Van Buren), Daryl Anderson (Michael Scott).
Doc is reunited with his brother, whom he hasn't seen in years; a comedy team impersonates another couple to obtain free passage; a woman experiences love for the first time when she meets a novelist.

December 12, 1981: Take A Letter, Vicki / The Floating Bridge Game / The Joy Of Celibacy
Season 5, episode 10
W: Howard Albrecht, Marlene Perry, Mel Shields, Sol Weinstein, Ray Battocchio   D: Richard Kinon

With Jim Stafford (Barry Styles), Robert Alda (Dr. Frank Leonhardt), Nanette Fabray (Shirley Simpson), Lucille Benson (Doris), Carlene Watkins (Linda Trent), Rose Marie (Bridge Player), jan Clayton (Ethel).
A woman falls for a man who claims he's been celibate for a year; a woman's bridge partners interfere with her bid for a handsome man; Vicki turns into an efficiency freak.

January 2, 1982: Doc Takes the Fifth / Safety Last / A Business Affair
Season 5, episode 11
W: Tony Webster, Jill Baer, Haskell Barkin, Christopher Vane, et al   D: Bruce Bilson

With Don Adams (Sidney Williams), Britt Ekland (Alice Robbins), Irena Ferris (Tania Bricker), Robert Fuller (Ralph Kirby), Kai Wulff (Mikhail), Judy Norton-Taylor (Lydia Foster).
Doc finds his latest bride -- his fifth -- kissing another man; a safety inspector falls for a gorgeous woman; a corporate officer who just quit is pursued by her stuffy former boss.

January 9, 1982: Good Neighbors / Captain's Portrait / Familiar Faces
Season 5, episode 12
W: Tony Webster, Richard Albrecht, Casey Keller, John Whelpley   D: Jerome Courtland

With Henry Jones (Frank Jensen), Dean Butler (Stan Barber), Lee Meriwether (Barbara Braden), Mary Beth McDonough (Laura Barber), Paul Sylvan (Larry), Arlene Golonka (Doris Weldon), Sonny Shroyer (Don York).
The Captain poses for an artist who is painting his portrait; a public-relations man tries to get the attention of a woman who lives in his apartment house; a newly-married couple meet up with a man from the groom's past.

January 23, 1982: I Don't Play Anymore / Gopher's Roommate / Crazy For You
Season 5, episode 13
W: Art Baer, Ben Joelson, Jill Baer, Lan O'Kun, Christopher Vane   D: Bob Sweeney

With Donna Pescow (Irene), Joanna Cassidy (Dr. Lisa Lessing), Dick Shawn (David Jackson), James MacArthur (Paul Krakauer), Joyce Jameson (Millicent Stockwell), Pat McCormick (Mr. Stockwell), Mackenzie Phillips (Rachel Johnson), David Sheridan (Stan).
Gopher believes he recognizes an attractive woman; an embittered pianist decides to begin playing again; a man faking insanity to get workers' compensation goes nuts over a pretty psychologist.

January 30, 1982: Green, But Not Jolly / Past Perfect Love / Instant Family
Season 5, episode 14
W: Tony Webster, Haskell Barkin, Donald Ross   D: Richard Kinon

With Bert Convy (Gary Michaels), Corey Feldman (Mike Lee), Tanya Roberts (Diane Dayton), Lynda Day George (Barbara Lee), John Phillip Law (George Wetlin).
A man meets a woman he thinks he was married to 100 years ago in a past life; Julie decides to change her hairstyle; a passenger falls for a woman accompanied by her son.

February 6, 1982: Return Of The Captain's Lady / Love Ain't Illegal / The Irresistible Man
Season 5, episode 15
W: R.S. Allen, Harvey Bullock, Sidney Morse, Jack Mendelsohn, Carol Mendelsohn   D: Howard Morris

With Dick Martin (George Boggs), Robert Mandan (Irwin Budge), Phyllis Davis (Marge Peterson), Pat Crowley (Linda Bradley), Pat Klous (Dorothy), Lydia Cornell (Pam), Linwood Boomer (Doug Bridges).
A schemer decides to leave his girlfriend on board with his partner; the Captain receives important information about the woman he is considering marrying; the appeal of a rebuked suitor soars when scintillating rumors circulate.

February 13, 1982: His Girls Friday / A Wife for Wilfred / The Girl Who Stood Still
Season 5, episode 16
W: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs, Rick Lenz, Mel Shields, Marlene Perry   D: Robert Scheerer

With Rue McClanahan (Doris Simpson), Dick Van Patten (Howard Ethan), Vera Miles (Bess Hensinger), Tom Smothers (Wildred Davis), Denise Miller (Abigail Hensinger), Judy Landers (Cindy Nevins), Connie Stevens (Marilyn Davis), Jimmy Osmond (Jim).
A tycoon offers $10,000 to the crew to find him a wife; a businessman tries to dump his assistant after he falls for a dizzy blonde.

February 20, 1982: New York, A.C. / Live It Up / All's Fair In Love And War
Season 5, episode 17
W: Howard Albrecht, Sol Weinstein, Lan O'Kun, Mike Marmer   D: Richard Kinon

With Ron Ely (Jim), Bobby Sherman (Ron Carter), Jill St. John (Laura), Edd Byrnes (Archie Phillips), Fabian (Joe Baylor), Annette Funicello (Kate Ladell), Shannon Farnon (Miss Nelson), Harv Selsby (Martin), Jensen Collier (Miss Tyler), Carol Gordon (Miss Fenwood).
Three divorced men swear off serious relationships; a married man's girlfriend gives him an ultimatum; Captain Stubing undergoes a drastic personality change.

February 27, 1982: The Love Boat Follies: The Musical / My Ex-Mom / The Show Must Go On
Season 5, episode 18
W: Art Baer, Ben Joelson, Tony Webster, Ray Jessel   D: Roger Duchowny

With Carol Channing (Aunt Sylvia), Cab Calloway (Lionel J. Bigelow), Ethel Merman (Ros Smith), Van Johnson (Victor Moncrief), Della Reese (Millie Washington), Tracey Bregman (Trish Carruthers), Ann Miller (Connie Carruthers).
The crew puts on a musical with Gopher's mom, Julie's aunt, Doc's ex-mother-in-law and Isaac's mother; Gopher's mother finds romance with a movie star; Isaac's mom is wooed by a wealthy man.

March 6, 1982: Pride Of The Pacific / The Viking's Son / Separate Vacations
Season 5, episode 19
W: Harvey Bullock, Fred Grandy, Jan Gough   D: Roger Duchowny

With Ted Knight (Capt. Gunner Nordquist), Mary Crosby (Megan Lewis), Michele Lee (Dorothy Meacham), Tom Bosley (Harry Meacham), Priscilla Barnes (Britta Sorenson), Douglas Barr (Dave Pursinger), Charlotte Rae (Ellen van Bowe), Sonny Bono (Steve Bloom), Charles Nelson Reilly (Jesse Dobson), John James (Dr. Van Damme), Woody Brown (Triq Norquist).
A rival captain challenges the crew of the Pacific Princess to an athletic competition; a man and woman spend the entire cruise in their cabin to get acquainted; a newly separated couple find they cannot handle being apart; a scientist obsesses over his love potion and neglects his girlfriend.

March 20, 1982: Isaac Gets Physical / She Brought Her Mother Along / Cold Feet
Season 5, episode 20
W: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs, Casey Keller, Richard Albrecht, Ray Jessel   D: Bob Sweeney

With Richard Dean Anderson (Carter Randall), Betsy Palmer (Millicent Holton), Gene Barry (Ted Anderson), Shirley Hemphill (Charlene Grover), Rick Dees (Melvin), Linda Blair (Muffy), Connie Needham (Debbie Holton).
Isaac fears he may flunk his physical; a mother and daughter are attracted to the same man; a man tries to interest his fiancee in someone else before they are married in Acapulco.

March 27, 1982: Burl Of My Dreams / Meet The Author / Rhymes, Riddles & Romance
Season 5, episode 21
W: Jill Baer, Ray Jessel, Mike Marmer, Cynthia Thompson, Christopher Vane   D: Richard Kinon

With Georgia Engel (Kathy Dolan), Alan Hale Jr. (Gus Dolan), Jared Martin (Paul Reese), Paul Williams (Brian), Joanna Pettet (Lenore Pitchford), Rad Daly (Scott Nelson), Mark Michaels (Gordy).
A publisher, trying to sign up a famous author, becomes involved with the author's daughter; when a young man rejects Vicki's attentions, she misinterprets Gopher's consoling gestures as signs of romantic interest; an unusual couple looks for treasure.

April 10, 1982: Pal-I-Mony / Does Father Know Best? / An 'A' For Gopher
Season 5, episode 22
W: Donald Ross, Ray Jessel, Cynthia Thompson, Jeffrey Davis, Julie Fleischer   D: Ted Lange

With Denise Nicholas (Jenny Brooks), Ben Vereen (Dr. John Hanson), Lloyd Bochner (Larry Ellis), Lynne Moody (Ellen Pozelle), Susan Strasberg (Susan Wilkham), Kevin Brophy (Michael Ellis), Kristina Wayborn (Monique), Patty Dworkin (Judy Winters).
A doctor is uncomfortable when his companion is too friendly with his ex-lover; Gopher pines after his high school teacher; a father and son pick up girls.

May 1, 1982: April In Boston / Saving Grace / Breaks Of Life
Season 5, episode 23
W: Art Baer, Ben Joelson, Jill Baer, Mike Marmer, Christopher Vane   D: Richard Kinon

With Charo (April Lopez), David Hedison (Bradford York), Jane Powell (Grace Bostwick), Jayne Meadows (Gwen Finley), Hugh O'Brian (Gabriel), Gene Rayburn (George Finley), Max Showalter (Herman Baker).
A widow has an encounter with a man who claims to be her guardian angel; a separated couple are accidentally reunited.

May 8, 1982: A Dress To Remember
Season 5, episode 24
W: Howard Albrecht, Sol Weinstein   D: Robert Scheerer

With Lyle Waggoner (Dr. Tucker Martin), Bob Denver (Norman Lomax), Catherine Parks (Carole Strickland), Markie Post (Donna Baker), Forrest Tucker (Tom Preston), Eleanor Parker (Rosie Strickland), Brianne Leary (Nancy Lomax), Kelly Monteith (Dr. Alfred Farney), Brian Farrell (Brad Grant).
A gown finds its way into the life of a woman who is afraid to meet her daughter; a young lady goes on a diet so she can fit into the dress.

May 15, 1982: Mothers Don't Do That / Marrying For Money / Substitute Lover
Season 5, episode 25
W: Richard Albrecht, Ray Jessel, Casey Keller, Cynthia Thompson, Fredi Towbin   D: Jerome Courtland

With Arte Johnson (Orville Trout), Caren Kaye (Lola Trout), Eddie Mekka (Bert Brodie / Jason Clark), Audrey Landers (Marla Bennett), Eva Gabor (Marian Healy), Brad Savage (Danny Healy), Hank Brandt (Paul Healy), James Dobson (Andy).
The crew suspects a woman is trying to kill her new husband to inherit his fortune; a woman is united with her pen pal.





October 2, 1982: Italian Cruise: Venetian Love Song / Arrangement / Arrividerci, Gopher
Season 6, episode 1
W: Tony Webster, Sidney Morse, Mike Marmer   D: Richard Kinon

With Meredith Baxter (Francesca Randall), David Birney (Paulo De Matzee), Shelley Winters (Teresa Roselli), Ernest Borgnine (Dominic Rosselli), Marie Osmond (Maria Rosselli), Candy Azzara (Carmen Rosselli), Rossano Brazzi (Signor Falzoni), Christopher Norris (Angelica Franchini), John James (Roberto Di Nardi / Enzo Carducci).
The cruise includes Rome, Venice and Capri as an Italian bride-to-be is smitten with another man, an aristocrat finds love, and a married couple considers separating.

October 16, 1982: The Anniversary Gift / Honey Bee Mine / Bewigged Bothered & Bewildered
Season 6, episode 2
W: Harvey Bullock, Jerry Winnink, Buddy Atkinson   D: Ted Lange

With Robert Mandan (Jim White), Randi Oakes (Honey Bee Harkness), Lynn Redgrave (Patti White), Phyllis Diller (Martha Morse), Richard Bergman (Ted Gaines), Donna Ponterotto (Mrs. Meirs).
An older woman wants to have a baby; the Captain tries to hide his baldness from a former classmate.

October 23, 1982: The Same Wavelength / Winning Isn't Everything / A Honeymoon For Horace
Season 6, episode 3
W: Buddy Atkinson, Lan O'Kun, Alexandra Stoddart, Joan Brooker   D: Robert Scheerer

With David Doyle (Jack Bronson), Connie Stevens (Tess Magill), Charles Siebert (Mike Gordon), Matthew Labyorteaux (Chip Bronson), Nancy Walker (Twinkie Bascons), Jack Gilford (Horace Bascons).

October 30, 1982: Command Performance / Hyde And Seek / Sketchy Love
Season 6, episode 4
W: Lloyd Turner, Ted Lange, Jean Ford, Howard Liebling, Roy Battocchio   D: Jerome Courtland

With Marion Ross (Jenny Heller), Dan Rowan (Matt Heller), Eve Plumb (Beth Heller), Dana Andrews (Paul Gerber), Kim Richards (Gail / Lillian Gerber), Morgan Brittany (Mikki Rafferty), Skip Stephenson (Larry Winters), Janet Blair (Joan Gerber).
A young girl who's infatuated with Gopher pretends to be her older sister; an artist meets a unhappily married guy; the ship's comic runs into the wife and daughter he left years ago.

November 6, 1982: The Audition / The Groupies / Doc's Nephew
Season 6, episode 5
W: Sidney Morse, Mike Marmer, Jesse Dizon, Don Haberman   D: Don Weis

With Elaine Joyce (Darlene Potter), Michelle Phillips (Linda Gammon), Richard Deacon (Dr. Yates), Rose Marie (Bertha Finch), Morey Amsterdam (Floyd Loomis), Willie Aames (Danny), Tristian Rogers (Barry Weldon), Jerry Van Dyke (Norman Quigley).
A producer finds an actor she's repeatedly refused to cast much more convincing as a shipboard romance; Doc's nephew may be making time with a woman.

November 13, 1982: The Spoonmaker Diamond / Papa Doc / The Role Model / Julie's Tycoon
Season 6, episode 6
W: Richard Albrecht, Casey Keller, Mike Marmer, Catherine Clinch   D: Robert Scheerer

With Harvey Korman (Emmett Stokes), Nancy Dussault (Ella Stokes), Jamie Farr (Akmed Sadu), Linda Evans (Monica Brandon), Lorenzo Lamas (Gregori Papanopolis), Jan Smithers (Sabrina Drake), Alexis Smith (Amanda Drake), Polly Bergen (Dana Pierce), Mike Connors (Mark Hayward), David Hedison (Cliff Jacobs), Kiel Martin (Joe Novak).
The ship cruises to Turkey, where a diamond goes missing; a model is pursued by her ex-boyfriend; Doc proposes to a passenger.

November 20, 1982: Too Many Dads / Love Will Find A Way / The Best Of Friends
Season 6, episode 7
W: Art Baer, Ben Joelson, Ray Jessel, Ann Gibbs, Joel Kimmel, Cynthia Thompson   D: Richard Kinon

With Michael Lembeck (Bill Burgess), Richard Hatch (Roger Lewis), Lorne Greene (Buck Hamilton), Wendy Schaal (Elaine Hamilton), Jim Knaub (Arthur), Dorothy McGuire (Hanna Hamilton), Christian Jacobs (B.J. Lewis).
On a Thanksgiving cruise, a couple meet their daughter's fiancee, who uses a wheelchair; a boy who wants to stay with his stepfather is pursued by his birth father.

November 27, 1982: The Victims / Heavens To Betsy / The Man In The Iron Shorts
Season 6, episode 8
W: Harvey Bullock, Sidney Morse   D: Jerome Courtland

With Ruth Warrick (Joan Heinsley), Robert Pine (Reverend Ruland), Denise Miller (Vanessa Heinsley), Janine Turner (Betsy Duvnar), Sharon Gabet (Laura Tensley), Laurence Lau (Webb Jones), Taylor Miller (Gail Cowler).
Two women compete for the devotion of a minister; Gopher tries to impress a medieval-history teacher.

December 4, 1982: The Tomorrow Lady / Father, Dear Father / Still Life
Season 6, episode 9
W: Larry Markes, Sidney Reznick   D: Richard A. Wells

With Kim Darby (Sarah Curtis), Jim Stafford (Tom McDonald), Lawrence Pressman (Ken Miller), Howard Duff (Glen Leciter), Greer Garson (Alice Bailey), Sheila Frazier (Joyce Murdock).
A woman with ESP is certain she's about to meet the man of her dreams; a man pretends to be the father of his friend's daughter to impress a member of a single-parents group.

December 11, 1982: My Friend, The Executrix / Programmed For Love / Baby Talk
Season 6, episode 10
W: Tony Webster, Donald Ross, Haskell Barkin   D: Robert Scheerer

With Carol Channing (Aunt Sylvia), Betty White (Betsy), Donna Pescow (Connie Pierce), Peter Marshall (Franklin), Karen Morrow (Ruth Gaylor), Grant Goodeve (Steve Pierce), Lurene Tuttle (Lady in Black).
The extravagant plans of Julie's newly widowed aunt are at the mercy of the penny-pinching trustee.

December 18, 1982: A Christmas Presence
Season 6, episode 11
W: David Swift, Micheline Swift   D: Richard Kinon

With Maureen McCormick (Lori Markham), Mickey Rooney (Santa Claus), Donny Osmond (Jim Markham), Henry Gibson (Henry Beemus), Keenan Wynn (Charlie Dobbs), Teresa Wright (Sister Regina), Jan Rooney (Sister Bernadette).
A con man schemes to get his gold past the custom's agents by using a pair of traveling nuns; a young married couple consider separating; a mysterious stranger seems to be able to help people at just the right moment.


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